waiting for the Once and Future King
Ziad Nakad Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2014
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
Been thinking about this for a while. I wish everyone could be happy. Love you, seriously I do. Please reblog, not repost. Thanks
shaving is hard
beard game 2 strong
I kind of admire how they made sure we’d fall in love with Steve Rogers before we fell in love with Captain America.
so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
I just can’t with medieval paintings
Gonna add some of mine.
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
I’ll put some real art up at some point but in the mean time sometimes there’s things that just have to be said.
Your ships are safe on this blog always, I may not be on board with them myself but they are all cool by me, because you like them and that’s what’s important.
I love this. SHIP ALL THE THINGS!
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
OMFG this is hilarioussss